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s i m p l e m a c h i n e
0 members
$6
$4.50 first month
for new machines. ideal for beginners or those who want to support my work but don't want/need a discount on a regular basis. think of it as keeping the machine's coffee fund healthy.
c o m p o u n d m a c h i n e
0 members
$12
$6 first month
for the steadfast machines. ideal for pattern enthusiasts, machines who like regular discounts and access to the vault (exclusive posts and content) + all lower tier perks
mystery sticker(s)/print(s) are mailed to you and sent out biannually, limited to annual subscribers.
h e a v y m a c h i n e
1 member
$18.50
$9.25 first month
for the machines who can't be stopped. ideal for pattern fiend machines. + all lower tier perks
mystery sticker(s)/print(s) are mailed to you and sent out biannually, limited to annual subscribers.